Monday, June 24, 2013

WANTED:

A man who...
*can make me laugh.
*loves his family.
*has a testimony.
*respects me and my testimony (and not just says he does but freaks out when I stop him from putting his hands down my pants or something).
*likes sports.
*likes to be outside.
*can get along with all different types of people.
*is willing to play with the 4 (soon to be 5) most important people in my life, including building forts, jumping on the trampoline, playing catch, and being a human jungle gym.
*will laugh at my stupid, lame, not-funny jokes.
*will be able to carry on a conversation and force me to talk when I get nervous and awkwardly silent.
*is willing to watch silly movies that I think are funny, even though most guys think they are dumb (such as: Easy A, Pitch Perfect, The Backup Plan, etc.).
*loves Disneyland.  And Disney movies.
*doesn't get weird when I cry.  Over everything.
*will love my extended family as much as I do.  Or at least tolerate them.
*will just shake his head and chuckle when I make "that's what she said" jokes.
*will answer my questions and not make me feel stupid for not knowing.
*is ok with comfortable silence.
*makes me feel safe.
*can be immature and silly and do dumb things like roll down hills and dance in the aisles at the grocery store.
*will motivate me to workout and be healthy.
*will still love me if I decide that running is the worst thing in the world and stop doing it.  And then balloon up to 500 pounds.
*loves french fries.

*Disclaimer: this is not some desperate plea, some pathetic outcry.  I just tend to attract weirdies or the emotionally unavailable ones.  Or if I do happen to go on a date with someone I could be interested in, I get all nervous and lose my words.  Most days, I really don't mind being single.  I am OK.  Other days, I get lonely.  And I start to wonder what is wrong with me after I go on all of these uncomfortable dates with guys who are nowhere near what I'm looking for.  Mostly this post is just to be funny.  And I will live my life happily with my cat, Chipper. :) *