Creepers.

I seriously attract the creepiest and weirdest people.  And that is not even a lie.  I have written about my "adventures" in online dating before.  Occasionally I get bored or lonely and will sign up again.  This was the case a couple of weeks ago.  I got bored and signed up on one, just for hell's sake.  I thought it might help me cross off the "one date per month" that is on my bucket list (so far - zero, in case you are wondering).  

On to the super creep who I most recently attracted.  This man who messaged me seemed nice enough.  He was pretty cute.  He was LDS.  He didn't drink.  He was taller than me.  Anyway, when he asked for my number, I gave it to him.  That is when the trouble started.  After about 2 texts, I knew I was not impressed.  The off-color, shall we say, jokes did not sit that well with me.  I came out and told him that I wasn't interested like 3 minutes into the conversation.  Then it started - continuous phone calls, texts every 30 seconds, some seriously inappropriate pictures.  It was AWFUL.  After asking him to stop texting me more than once and to no avail, I finally threatened to call the cops and file a harassment suit against him if he didn't leave me alone.

Seriously - how the hell do I attract such a weird group of people???  I think I am a fairly normal.  I may have some quirky traits - I like to make up songs and sing them, I frequently bust out random accents, I make weird faces at people, I don't like flimsy silverware - but I am a good, decent, normal person.  It gets rather discouraging at times.  I often wonder if I will ever find a normal man.  I want to start singing Bonnie Tyler's I Need a Hero..."where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?  Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?"

Bahhh.  I really don't know why I write these things down for you guys to read.  But there you go.

Lately.

Lately...

*I have been watching an excessive amount of "Saved by the Bell".  Zack Morris is just as foxy now as he was back then.
*I am slightly obsessed with my iPhone.  But I don't have problem...
*I cannot WAIT for this weekend.  Father's Day weekend is my absolute FAVORITE weekend of the whole entire year.  I need it to recharge my batteries, to get away from everyone and everything that is bringing me down.  I can't wait to visit the cemetery and sit with my grandparents for awhile.  Sounds morbid, I know, but I am looking forward to it.
*I kinda love Jason Mraz's new cd.  It is pretty swell.
*Softball has started for my single's ward.  Tuesdays are, once again, my favorite night of the week.
*I am trying to sell Walter.  We have had a good run, but I think it is time to move on.
*I still hate running.  But I did the Dirty Dash and it was amaaaaaazing.  I will blog about it at another time.
*The last couple of weeks, I have been in a confusing situation with one of my close friends.  I'm not really sure what is going on, but we haven't been talking like at all.  It has been really hard for me, and has been quite painful.  I'm trying to stay positive, hoping that it is not something I have done - that this person is just going through something they need to work out on their own.  It is just hard to see them so friendly with others.  I don't know.  But I had a talk with one of my amazing ecclesiastical leaders, and it has helped me get some perspective.
*I am on the search for new ways to style my hair.  I feel like it is the same old, tired look.  I don't want to cut my hair, I just want to learn some new ways to do it.
*My beverage of choice lately has been cream soda.  It is delightful.
*One of my favorite things about summer is SNO CONES!  Mmmmm.
*Also.  Big Brother starts in about a month.  And I cannot wait.
*I have had soooooo many allergies this year, that I think I need to buy stock in Kleenex.

Ok.  That is kinda it, I guess.  Peace and love.