If you ever get the urge to run naked, spray yourself with Windex-it will keep you from streaking.

My brother said that to me the other day and it reminded me of this one glorious day in the summer of 2006...

Me and some of my friends (who will remain nameless-I don't really want to die) went to St. George as a little "Senior Trip" of sorts.  One day, we went swimming at Sand Hollow Lake.  While there, we decided to make a night trip back to the lake to do a little "skinny dipping", as some people might call it.  The plan was for all 4 of us to partake in this adventure.  So at about 9:00 we headed back (the park closes at 10, as the lady at the fee box so rudely informed us), and tell a little white lie to get in, since we're not allowed to be swimming after dark.  When we get there, one of the girls decided not join us in the event (you know who you are-and I still love you).  So she stayed in the car, lights pointed toward the lake, waiting for us to make our move.  The other three of us, instead of undressing by the lake, take off our clothes at the car and run to the lake-stark naked, with our poor little friend watching us go the whole way.  Instead of actually swimming, we kinda just ran into the water, got a little wet, and headed back.

And that was that.  Bah hah hah hah...best night of my life.  Only true friends will run naked to a lake with you (or watch you run naked to said lake).  Love you girls!

Random Thought Wednesday-HELP!

Today's Random Thought isn't really a random thought at all...more of a cry for help. I move back to Riverton for the summer in exactly 14 days. And I can't find a job to save my life...it is bad news.
Does anyone have know of ANY job? I am not in a position to be picky right now. Please please let me know of anything.
THANKS!
I guess I can put in one random thought...In Sweden, there is a ski-thru McDonalds. Wow...I didn't know people loved Big Macs that much.

Random Thought Wednesday...Useless Trivia

Did you know...
-In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
-The average bed is home to more than 6 billion dust mites.
-Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
-Your right lung takes in more air than your left one.
-In Iceland, tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
-Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
-During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food...the weight of 6 elephants.
-Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
-Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the U.S. (NOT UTAH! Wow!)
-Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every games.

I'm full of this useless trivia...or I got it from the internet. Whatev.

2nd place is 1st loser...

I just want to share with you how freaking cute my niece and nephew are. And by share...I mean RUB IT IN YOUR FACE that they are cuter than your nieces and nephews.

This is Mason Albert...

I love his CHEESE face!

He is so cute when he is happy!

And now to Avery Addison...

She has my nose!

This is my FAVORITE picture of her...so freaking cute!

Bah hah she has this look like "WTF"? =)

Sorry that you have to take second place...

Random Thought Wednesday...

So, my friend Katie does a post every week called "Memory Monday" and I like the idea...but I want my own spin on things. While "Random Thought Wednesday" doesn't necessarily FLOW like "Memory Monday", I like it.

Today's random thought is about hybrid animals...the mule, the liger, and the wholphin are some of my favorites. These animals are supposed to be completely sterile, but when I was a junior in high school, the only living wholphin...had a BABY WHOLPHIN! Weird.

One time, when I worked t 1800Contacts, I won a prize for this random thought...a king size Kit-Kat bar. Sweet.

Here are a few pictures..

Bah hah...this mule is my favorite.

The wholphin and the supposedly impossible wholphin baby...

Look forward to more random thoughts from my random brain...

My RANT Post

I am in the mood to RANT about all the stuff that bugs me. It might be a pretty downer post. So, if you don't want to read it...well, whatever.
-Why do people care if I wear sweat pants or basketball shorts to school? Some days I like to be comfortable, so sue me. I am not opposed to getting dressed up, but I don't like to do it every single day. I once had someone tell me that the reason I am not married is because I wear sweats in public. Well, you know what? The person I am supposed to marry will like my sweats, and probably wear sweats a lot too.
-While we are on the subject...I hate when people ask me WHY I am not married. Well, I believe the reason to that is because I wear a man-repelling perfume, an "I hate men" shirt every day, and I never shower. Wow. Why the H do you think I am not married?! Personally, I wish it was the other way around...just so everyone knows.
-I hate that I get sick after every single thing I eat. Seriously...worst thing ever.
-I am tired of being in Logan. I dread coming back on the weekends...and I don't even know why. I want to be graduated NOW. I want to be able to relax with my family on a Sunday night and not have to worry about driving home to Logan too late. I want to take a nap after church without thinking I slept too long to get back.
-Rude teachers. Everyone has had one. I currently have one. She is a BIOTCH. No joke. She yells in class ALL THE TIME for stupid little things. On a paper we had to write, I got knocked off a point for putting an E on the end of "Ginni". We have a 50 minute class, but our tests are all 6-8 essay questions that take at least a page each to answer. On the last test, half the students didn't even finish before the class ended. This is an INTRODUCTORY class...not even one of my upper-division classes. She bugs.
-Public Displays of Affection. I have a roommate who makes out with her boyfriend on the couch in front of the rest of us who live there. I feel like I am interupting a personal moment or something. It makes me uncomfortable. And then I feel like I have to get up and leave or something. In fact, it is currently happening right this very minute. And I don't like it.
This is the end of my ranting for the day. Do I feel better? I don't really know. But, I figure everyone has things that bug them...I just decided to write mine down.

Hail to our Riverton Pack!

This is a SHOUT OUT to the Riverton High School Girls Basketball Team. What a FREAKING AWESOME season they had. 24-1, second place in state, and an amazing year. WAY TO GO GIRLS! I am so proud of you! Bri, Katie, Dani, Ashley, Morgan, Allee, Shelby, Angie, Alle, Mandy, Chelsea, Shaye, Kylee, Megan, and Caitlin---You guys rock!